"I am not your social stand in" she sniffed, planting her fists on her hips. "And for the record, if I have to be? I'm denouncing you when we get our country back and stepping in as Princess so i get payed more for the trouble"

"Oh...gods...hide it!" she whimpered, shielding her eyes comically. "It's a weapon of state..." then she groaned "Jeweled...chamber pots."